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I do this without meaning too

TECH HUMOR: I don't want to sound like a badass; but, I eject my USB without removing it safely.

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When someone says "Expect the unexpected" slap them in the face and say "you didn't expect that did you?" I would probably just push them over.

Kind of like how I got brownies at the end of the week if I didn't get my name on the board...right mom?!

I deserve a bonus! This is soooooo me, especially at my job where forks are in abundance!

Always clearer over here LOL

Come over to my side of the argument; the view is so clear from here!

too true, despite the fact that it should say "woman" and not "women". Grammar people

So true. funny quote about women. For more jokes and hilarious quotes for women visit www.

I need to print this and post on my door at work...... !

i may look calm but . I may look calm, but in my head We killed you three times. Your name isn't leatseatburgers i may look calm but I in my head We killed you three times Your name isn't leatseatburgers

fun, funny, ironic, good mood switch on, lol, when you need something to turn instantly your lips upwards. Smile like there's no tomorrow :-D

if I had a nickel for every time my phone auto corrected 'shit' into 'shut' I would have 16 nickels

Guilty As Charged!

how you doin'?I totally did read it in my mind in the exact voice of Joey! Oh how I LOVE Friends!

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