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So true!!

So true. Have you ever seen ANYONE walk out without sporting at least one pastic red bullseye bag?

My life.

Pocket Charts

everytime I go, I get the 1 thing I DID need and a whole wallet full of random stuff.

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Whoever said "nothing tastes as good as skinny feels" has clearly never had cupcakes. Or chocolate. Or pizza. Nothing in this world beats the taste of chocolate, nothing.

Making this for my bathroom next house!

But mine should say curling iron. And the oven! Turn Off Your Straightener Door Mat / Area Rug Funny Door Mat, Clever Door Mat

Vino baby

Free and Funny Friendship Ecard: If I ever go missing, I would like my photo put on wine bottles instead of milk cartons. This way my friends will know to look for me. Create and send your own custom Friendship ecard.

Funny Workplace Ecard: It's Payday and I'm on lunch break......Of course I'm at Target.

Funny Workplace Ecard: It's Payday and I'm on lunch break.Of course I'm at Target. Um this was totally me when I worked in Wentzville!

Maybe not right away. I mean, this does qualify as one of the only two acceptable reasons to run.

True Story, bro.

If I ever had to run for my life, I would probably die. HAHAH My husband told me this yesterday. He yelled RUN SAVE YOURSELF and i looked back to see what we were running from first! He said running is your death trap uummm yup

This is so me...now if I could only get daddy to relax like me! lol

Parenting - children - funny: Screaming no longer fazes me. I now only get up for children at the sound of broken glass or the smell of smoke.

I do!

Public toilet = flush with foot. I always use my foot to flush ALWAyS in public bathrooms

Middle school girls probably think this all the time! I know teachers do!

So true! Happy Wednesday!

A guy I work with sprays Axe Body Spray all over himself after every break to "cover up" the smell of cigarette smoke. He continues to smell like smoke and now also smells of nasty Axe Body Spray.

Actually.... I drink more than my father.

Gone are the days...

Gone are the days that girls cook like their mothers // now they drink like their fathers // ecard

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