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Tell someone you love them today, because life is short. But SHOUT it at them in German, because life is also terrifying: 'Ich liebe dich! I thought of you Patricia ☺lol

All my friends are getting married and pregnant. I am just getting more awesome. #ChildFree #ChildFreeLife #Awesome

All my friends are pinning weddings and babies. and I'm over here pinning tattoos and weird shit that makes me giggle and things for my FUTURE baby.

Ever make mistakes in life?  Use the Bob Ross method and attitude and lets make them birds.  Yeah, they're birds now.  (And happy ones at that too!)

They're happy birds that live in happy trees! I love Bob Ross aka the happy painter

Bahaha

Funny Friendship Ecard: I don't care what you think of me. Unless you think I am awesome. In which case, you are right.

This is me exactly.....

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: I have selective OCD. I haven't vacuumed in 2 weeks, but don't you dare get my silverware drawer out of order.

Haha! True.

hahaha so true. The speed in which a woman says 'nothing' when asked 'what's wrong' is inversely proportional to the severity of the shitstorm that's comin.

Friends who share the same kind of crazy... make the very best friends in the world! I love my crazy girl friends!

Free, Friendship Ecard: Friends who share the same kind of crazy. make the very best friends in the world!

LOL I love this!

Today I don't feel like doing anything.except you - my husband. I'll do you!

I finished eating my cookies before I finished drinking my milk, so clearly I need some more cookies.

In this pin you find my husband's thoughts on life. "And if you run out of milk while still eating a cookie, you clearly need some more milk." -quote from my husband

Middle school girls probably think this all the time! I know teachers do!

So true! Happy Wednesday!

A guy I work with sprays Axe Body Spray all over himself after every break to "cover up" the smell of cigarette smoke. He continues to smell like smoke and now also smells of nasty Axe Body Spray.

HAHAHAH so gross!!

I am grumpy...want to see something funny! - Page 2

I love it when I do something and my kid goes "ewwwwww mommy". Um child - I pushed you out of my vagina covered with all my insides. You are "eww".

Solutions to Girl Problems

Why periods? Why can't mother nature just text her and be like, "Waddup girl. You ain't pregnant. Have a great week. Talk to you next month.

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