Explore Well Said Quotes, Random Humor, and more!

...

Don't waste your precious life online - Inspirational Postcard (Set of 5)

Don't waste your precious life online - Inspirational Postcard (Set of

I went to a gym once. I got on this walking thing, and water started coming off my body, and my heart was pounding, and then some skinny blonde bitch told me I had to take my heels off.  I got the hell out of there.

Everytime I hear that dirty word EXERCISE, I wash my mouth out with CHOCOLATE.just kidding but I do love chocolate

I can accept failure, everyone fails at something. But I can't accept not trying.- Michael Jordan #failure #accept #trying

Michael Jordan: I can accept failure, everyone fails at something. But I can't accept not trying.

.

Funny christmas quotes - what are your wishes this year? For more funny quotes visit www.

Seriously laughed so hard I cried when i first read this!

this is so me hahaha.that moment when you walk into a spider web & suddenly turn into a karate master

Hate to say this happens all the time...

Story of my life! Autopilot driving isn't safe -- oh well!

Soooooooo funny!!

Life quotes are the best sources of good inspiration. when you really need something more than inspiration then funny life quotes are the best way to make your mood

Shopping is cheaper

Paint on closet wall to always remember after some major retail therapy: "Shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist"

If you don't have anything nice to say, come sit by me and we'll make fun of people together. So me and my best friend!

Which would only end in her hand going numb for hours, but at least she would feel better.

K to T-"One day my patience will run out, and I will stab you. In the face. Very hard." Jaime-"I think you normally punch people in the face.

See!! My actions at the softball game were actually life lessons! Take notes ppl! I'm giving FREE lessons!

Starting tomorrow, whatever life throws at me, I’m ducking so it hits someone else. The last part got me :)

Pinterest
Search