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Pinterest makes me like people I've never met. Facebook makes me dislike people I know in real life.

Oh, yeah! And then counting to see exactly how many hours you still have to sleep!

Funny Independence Day Ecard: Dear Lord, I know you put ignorant, annoying people in my life for a reason, but did you have to put so many, I'm just asking?

Funny Friendship Ecard: I hope we're friends until we die. And then I hope we stay ghost friends and walk through walls and scare the shit out of people.

Funny but for real....I really appreciate the time you took today to remind me why I don't like you. Ecard

Funny Ecard: You are offended by the things I say? Imagine the stuff I hold back.

Friday is like a superhero that always arrives just in time to stop me from savagely beating one of my coworkers with a keyboard. #Friday #Humor

Funny Confession Ecard: I prefer not to think before speaking. I like being just as surpised as everyone else by what comes out of my mouth.