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Free, Drinks/Happy Hour Ecard: Here's to the guys that love us, the losers that lost us, and the lucky bastards that get to meet us!

Funny Workplace Ecard: If they aren't going to let me drink at work, then they shouldn't let fucktards work here.

Good think I work in advertising where it's socially acceptable to drink at work. LOLOL Funny Workplace Ecard: If they aren't going to let me drink at work, then they shouldn't let fucktards work here.

yep

I don't care about Disney lying about my Prince Charming. + 14 more e-cards (some vulgarity, insults)

Funny Drinks/Happy Hour Ecard: if you can handle me getting all 'white girl wasted', we can make this work.

Funny Drinks/Happy Hour Ecard: if you can handle me getting all 'white girl wasted', we can make this work.

hahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!

Free and Funny Courtesy Hello Ecard: I'm not fucking stupid! I mean, I used to, but we broke up.

Funny Sympathy Ecard: No, cramps dont hurt. Its just my body laying a fucking egg and if it doesnt get used, my body will just RIP down the walls inside me. No biggie.

Funny sympathy ecard: no, cramps dont hurt. its just my body laying a fucking egg and if it doesnt get used, my body will just rip down the walls inside me. no biggie.

Funny Workplace Ecard: Please make these idiots shut the fuck up before I lose my shit and burn this mother fucker to the ground.

Funny Workplace Ecard: Please make these idiots shut the fuck up before I lose my shit and burn this mother fucker to the ground.

'What are you going to be for Halloween!?' 'A drunk girl, sitting on her couch, watching Hocus Pocus!'

'What are you going to be for Halloween!' 'A drunk girl, sitting on her couch, watching Hocus Pocus!' Looks like my Halloween costume shopping is DONE!

I'm going to verbally assault you

Funny Breakup Ecard: I am going to verbally assault you like you would never expect from a white girl.

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