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Every girl wants a guy who's a polite dick... someone to hold the door open for her but still smacks that ass as she walks in.

HAHAHA...this is SPOT ON! I'll need to add another rule: "If I haven't played with it in years, but suddenly you have even the slightest interest in it, then give it up 'cuz it's mine!"

Hahahahahahaha! Bobbi, remember all the things we would find under our beds when Mom forced us to clean our room!

Funny I tell my hubby this all the time...he says "get up beautiful, time for work" :)

Can I just have this stapled to my forehead?

Or in my case- in the barn, on my horse in the form of handmade bits, bosalita hangers, and hand braided tack. But I do love me some Carrie!

I'm Queen of giving the silent treatment. Or as I like to think of it "I'll sit here and STFU while you run your mouth and look like a crazy ass fool"

Impolite as the language might be, it's very true...and I'm not sure I could've said it better.