Funny Confession Ecard: I don't really know what's going on with you right now but I'm pretty sure it has something to do with you being a fucking asshole.
Imagine if Princess Ariel had her own episode of Hoaders. 'Look at this stuff isn't it neat?' No bitch. You have OCD and this is all trash. Love Ariel, but thought this was too funny to pass up.
Laters, baby-Fifty Shades of Grey Love this book!
Free and Funny Drinks/Happy Hour Ecard: Whiskey will turn you into Cinderella. You'll leave the house looking all fly and spend the night dancing away. But by the end of the night you're just a hot mess missing a shoe.