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someecards always knows what to say.

It'd be funny if it wasn't so sad. and if it wasn't every damn day of my life.oh, he made you feel like shit again.so you have time for me? oh, he isn't home and you know i'm so in love with you that i will take what ever is left over.

19 frases legendarias de la exquisita Julia Child / @Belelú | #juliachildforever

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And every other spray men use!

A guy I work with sprays Axe Body Spray all over himself after every break to "cover up" the smell of cigarette smoke. He continues to smell like smoke and now also smells of nasty Axe Body Spray. It gives me headaches.

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Free and Funny Confession Ecard: I love the feeling you get when someone cancels plans that you didn't want to have in the first place.

'I'm pretty sure it's called PMS because that's easier to say than estrogen induced manic depressive bipolar disorder prone to fits of psychopathic rage.'

'I'm pretty sure it's called PMS because that's easier to say than estrogen induced manic depressive bipolar disorder prone to fits of psychopathic rage.

0 HAG - House of Fun Only 3 things can change a woman's mood

Only 3 things can change a woman's moods d sometimes I love you is iffy

I about died laughing

Men are like pantyhose Either they run, they cling, or they don't fit right in the crotch.

Ciencia explica la verdad sobre el mejor amigo gay | Swagger

El estereotipo sobre el 'mejor amigo gay' es muy real

Your hobby as a habitual liar is quite startling.- It's gotta be a tough life keeping up with all your lies. Sucks to have such a miserable life, that you always have to lie to try to make it sound better and not get caught lying:(

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