HECK YEAH!! I love bouncy castles! :D I'd have one for every birthday party if I could!

Yep

haha

What a difference a good English teacher makes! Thank you, Mrs Speck, wherever you are!!!

yep!

Seriously!

All I want for Mothers Day is an Ambien and a hotel room.

Too much...

hahaha

hahaha yes

Lol

yep. always.

All the time

Every day at work, I wonder if this is going to be the day I accidentally scream "SHUT THE FUCK UP!" out loud instead of just in my head.

Truth

So very Felix.

If you ever need a slightly distracted, unsympathetic friend, I'm here for you.

HILARIOUS...and so so true!!

Yep