Funny Reminders Ecard: Some days should come with a warning label: Today is going to suck, so bring alcohol.

Funny Reminders Ecard: Some days should come with a warning label: Today is going to suck, so bring alcohol.

And if it really showed how unintelligent you are, I'd basically have all the sentience of an amoeba...

And if it really showed how unintelligent you are, I'd basically have all the sentience of an amoeba...

There are eight ways of contacting me through my phone that don't involve me having to talk to you. Use one of those.

There are eight ways of contacting me through my phone that don't involve me having to talk to you. Use one of those.

I'm sorry I haven't called lately.  I've been busy.  And by busy I mean binge watching Netflix and browsing Pinterest.

I'm sorry I haven't called lately. I've been busy. And by busy I mean binge watching Netflix and browsing Pinterest.

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