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right on sista!

webmd always says i'm dying of cancer! EVERY TIME! Me- "Why do I have a strange taste in my mouth?" WebMD - No big deal, just throat cancer.

I often find myself contemplating if punching you in the face would be worth loosing my job. Most days the answer is yes.

A pinner posted: "I often find myself contemplating if punching you in the face would be worth losing my job. Most days the answer is yes." Is loosing your job worse than losing it?

I don't understand how some women have 20 plus bridesmaids. I don't even like that many people. | Wedding Ecard | someecards.com

this is the most accurate thing ever. I don't get the whole bridesmaid thing, period. They get people they hardly ever talk to so it looks like they actually have friends.

SERIOUSLY

Child: "Mom, can I have a candy?" Mom: "Did you brush your teeth?" Child: "Not yet" Mom: "No, then you can't have candy." (Child leaves room and finds Dad)Child: "Dad, can I have candy?" Dad: "Yes.

this is actually my life...and im not even a mother yet. I literally am wearing plaid flannel pants right now and i will get up in the morning and put on my black yoga pants for work...what has my life beome

Motherhood: When changing from plaid flannel pj pants into black yoga pants qualifies as 'getting dressed'. And Bekah you can so rock those yoga pants!

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hahaha true

"I can't tell if I'm dealing well with life these days or I just don't give a shit any more. I shouldn't think this is humorous but I do. I must not give a shit.

Yeah that happens to me lol

People maybe think it's ridiculous that I wear makeup almost every day. And so I always wear makeup.

I admit I get a small rush of joy when I open the dryer to find the clothes still damp. It's the like the dryer is procrastinating for me.

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: I admit I get a small rush of joy when I open the dryer to find the clothes still damp. It's the like the dryer is procrastinating for me.

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