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I may throw in some Clorox wipes and a Swiffer. But I doubt it.

Today ill be cleaning and by cleaning I mean

Funny Encouragement Ecard: Today, Ill be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying all my shit with Febreeze.

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i don't hate my job. but i suppose the support group wouldn't hurt any.

SO FUNNY  and sadly sometimes true ... not in my case ... but still ...

Funny Confession Ecard: Sometimes your knight in shining armor is just a douche bag in tin foil.

Yup

Trying to remember that being skinny is not only thing in world, just want to be healthy since I am already awesome!

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So true, and one of my pet peeves! "If you don't want to talk about it, don't post vague status updates on FB, fishing for people to ask you what's wrong!

Build these handy undersink roll-out trays in a weekend. You can tackle this project with simple carpentry tools and some careful measuring.  You can make all the trays in an afternoon using building products from your local home center or hardware store for as little as $80. *My husband made this for me for Mother's Day this year and I couldn't be happier, I love great organization!*

I'm looking forward to the Apocalypse since it's apparently the only way that I won't have to pay back my student loans.so true

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