'Why can't we be friends?', Well, because you're three gallons of crazy in a two gallon bucket and I don't have time for a mess like you.

I don't hold grudges. I hold memories that keep me better prepared for our next encounter. | Confession Ecard | someecards.com

"I pretend to like people everyday. It's called being an adult and THAT is why we are allowed to buy alcohol." Some eCards

Instead of replying to her rude comments, I highlighted all her grammatical and spelling errors and sent back a note saying, 'Bitch, I can't read this, try again.'

I like to surround myself with people who share in my inappropriate comments, sarcasm and random shenanigans. | Thinking Of You Ecard

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