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Patient: The problem is that obesity runs in our family. Doctor: No, the problem is that no one runs in your family.

I KNOW that's happens ALL THE TIME! "hello, is anyone there?" its as bad as when the teen girl goes in the closet. THEY'LL CORNER YOU IDIOT!!!

Giving gum to a friend is like a drug deal. You didn't hear anything, see anything, and you didn't get it from me.

from Design The Life You Want To Live

VIDEO is like standing buck-naked in front of your mother

This would be Camille from gymnastics! She also recently badly broke her nose and needed surgery by running into a little kid on the playground!

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