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HOLY, SPIDER!!!! I'd be out the front door quicker than you can blink!
Holy S**t these spiders are in my house too. Lol
toilet paper fun:hang spider from the top of the hanger so that the TP is usable w/o removing spider- I am so doing this if I have a Halloween party.
Holy cow I would die...
LOL that's funny. But I wouldnt be laughing if I seen it really haha..freaking scary spider!!
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"instant morning person... Just add coffee" The reason I'm chipper for my patients at 7am :)
Haha this is me after work
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I need this as a book jacket when I'm reading
Front door sign, maybe...
I need this on a t shirt
Love this. Introvert quotes.
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I feel as though this justifies my life choices.
My morning routine before doing anything else!
It's not procrastinating if you're drinking coffe, it's procaffinating.
Introvert Problems: I'd love to hang out with you, but I need to be alone today. If I have any social interaction in the next 24 hours, someone will die.
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Introvert Problems: I'd love to hang out with you, but I need to be alone today. If I have any social interaction in the next 24 hours, someone will die.... So true!
I can relate some times.....
Haha!!! Made me laugh!!
Introvert Problems: I'd love to hang out with you, but I need to be alone today. If I have any social interaction in the next 24 hours, someone will die. MY LIFE
Introvert Problems. Yeah gotta have my alone time sometimes lol
Gotta love him.
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Robert Downey Jr. Such a funny guy!
I don't drink these days. I am allergic to alcohol and narcotics. I break out in handcuffs. blonde hair Robert Downey Jr. The Iron Man Movie May 2013
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"I don't drink these days. I am allergic to alcohol and narcotics. I break out in handcuffs." ~Robert Downey, Jr. --- i love this man haha
Makes me laugh!
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when i first saw this i automatically thought about Doctor Who and started to think...but how did the Silence get in the egg with em? what was I saying?
"Impatient" Fine Art Print [I see the silence has been around here somewhere]
Prison break #egg
You've got to smile when you see these cute prints for the kitchen.
#egg #impatient #print #photography #photograph #funny #photo #etsy $6
The BRIKA office definitely agrees...
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Funny Stuff you like?
Lame Puns That Will Make You Laugh and Facepalm Simultaneously (36 pics 1 gif) - Picture
This made me giggle
How do you feel when there is no coffee? Depresso // Quote // Coffee
bad puns r' us
just trying to be biblical here..
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This is a cheesy joke my grandpa always tells. :P
It says it right in the Bible... HEBREW I don't drink coffee but I thought this was funny !
My man does!
Hebrew coffee for his woman LOL
ahaaaaa that's so funny :D
All men should make coffee for their women. It says it right in the Bible... HEBREW. My husband did good this morning! It's Sunday, he better obey the bible! Hahaha
-__-.........totally my face!!!!!!Ahahahahaha
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Haha! So true. I hate when people do that but I did it to my mom all the time as a kid.
One of my pet peeves
Yup that's the face!
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Awkward moment when you start to write, then they start to write, then you stop because you see them writing, then they stop because they see you're writing.
How I feel when my phone says someone is texting me....and then stops. So true!!
The face you get when you know they read your text and chose not to respond
Hahahaha true story
Hahahaha! So true.. #KevinHart
LOL so true. iphone. Kevin Hart
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Tea Cup Chihuahua
Coffee cup (instead of teacup) puppy!
You dunked yourself! #dogs #pets #Chihuahuas #puppies Facebook.com/sodoggonefunny
Big Bang Theory
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Big Bang Theory. Happy girl.
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Hahahahahahahahaha awesome workout shirt
i flexed and the sleeves fell off, for my husband!!
i flexed and the sleeves fell off work out tank
For my awesome boyfriend
Fitness Humor: I flexed and the sleeves fell off
i flexed and the sleeves fell off... bahahahaha!
Hahaha I flexed and the sleeves fell off. Awesome!!
I need this shirt in my life.
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Funny Pictures Of The Day – 60 Pics
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Funny Cat Car humor!
Funny Pictures Of The Day –Kitty!
Cats can do auto repairs apparently
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#AdaylikeToday 09/02/1951: Born #MarkHarmon American actor who has gained recognition for his role as Leroy Jethro Gibbs in the #CBS drama series #NCIS. #HBday #infomarketmagazine
The only man Chuck Norris is scared of! LOL Luv Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Mark Harmon
Leroy Jethro Gibbs…the only man Chuck Norris is scared of.. true story
Leroy Jethro Gibbs. Yup! - love, love, love, love him - THE silver fox!!!
For those of you who don’t understand archaeology, I have made a diagram.
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Funny pictures of the day (71 pics) Earth Theory
Biggiest ugliest weeping angel ever.
EARTH - STONEHENGE, EASTER ISLAND... could it be?! #MindBlown.
Stonehenge and easter islands. Mind blown.
Mind #interesting ads #funny ads #funny commercial #funny commercial ads| http://flower-arrangement-ideas-baylee.blogspot.com
Eating Dis order
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I have an eating disorder, I'm about to eat Dis Order of Fries, Dis Order of Wings, and Dis Order of Nuggets Dis is Hilarious
Dis order - haha true story
eating disorder ecard
Dis order.... Haha love this. Too bad I'm dieting
Eating disorder. @Laura Jayson McPherson DeJesus Heidenreich on days she's hungover. all the fried food.
Eating disorder jajaja so funny
When people suck the life out of you...
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Mean people suck
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Absolutely! Funny #quote When people suck the life out of you, wouldn't it be nice if they took some fat too?
I didn't know this was a mirror!
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Click the picture for more funny stuff!
"The Lion King" Mirror
Totally my cats perspective of the Lion King. Totally crazy cat owner.
#humor #funny #lol #cats #kittens Mirror
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Dream big little one. Dream big ♡♡
Why Do You Post All Of Your Drama On Facebook?
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So funny, because it's so true!
Look up the definition of insanity...
Some people I know
I know a few of these "special" people
Haha so true