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Truths for mature humans - Seriously, read it through. You'll agree with at least half. The rest you'll secretly agree with, but never admit it.

did your mom every say these things to you? I remember some of these and some came from dad...but it's funny!

Haha, I remember some of these from when I was a kid :) Love you mom! Haha, I remember some of these from when I was a kid :) Love you mom! Haha, I remember some of these from when I was a kid :) Love you mom!

The truth about my day!

This is the truth of my life. Except now it has become: Morning = exhausted, Afternoon = Dizzy from fatigue, Night = too panicked to sleep.

Oh My Freaking Stars!: Laundry & Nudists

As I do more laundry, nudists seem less crazy -- the perfect sign for my laundry room.

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Take a look at this 'Five Deadly Terms' Sign.it is amazing that as a woman it seems like I've always known the meaning of these terms.and yet the men in my life still do not understand their meaning.

Funny but actually true. It's helped me to move forward.

Sometimes it actually is…

Sometimes, the first step towards forgiveness is realizing the other person is totally bat-shit crazy. I use bat-ass crazy, no matter how you say it, it describes, too many people in my life!

This is EXACTLY why Shawn & I get along...i have NO idea what he's saying and I keep agreeing!!

That's my life a lot of the time now that I live in Australia. All the Aussie accents are tough to understand at times.especially when they talk fast!

funny humor photo: tell a lot tellalot.jpg

Yep -You can tell a lot about a woman's mood just by her hands for instance if they are holding a gun, she's probably angry.

True love

Love is when someone asks for a starburst and you give them a pink or a red one. Brief acquaintance is when you ask for a starburst and you give them an orange one. Pure hatred is when someone asks you for a starburst and you give them a yellow one.

hahahaha! oh...that's so ridiculously true! hahaha!

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"I've got 99 problems and 86 of them are completely made up scenarios in my head that I'm stressing about for absolutely no logical reason.so me.

Sometimes....

Oh my goodness.ummm, I need to burn baby burn some bridges!

Well, actually it's more like pizza and wine but you get the idea. Ha!

365 Happiness Project 2014 – Quote 232 // my heart begs for chocolate and wine

OMG. Still laughing over this one and I first saw it 10 minutes ago. (Pinterest vs. Facebook)

Hate is a strong word, but thought this was funny! I don't really hate anyone!

I wish my life had backround music so I could understand what the hell is going on. I wish my music was megatrousel.

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