Good laugh. no?
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This made me giggle! Never make eye contact and probably shouldn't close your eyes either!<<only eat bananas in the privacy of your home...oh dear god that's not right either
Never Make Eye Contact While Eating A Banana (in S. Africa they used to have a building society advert with a jingle that said "The man with the golden banana".
I only make eye contact with my coworkers to show them my lack of a gag reflex while eating a banana whole. Wrong? I say that's talent. A well honed talent.
This makes me laugh...I always feel awkward when eating bananas and hot dogs around guys! LOL
whaha totally thought about that the other day while driving to work eating a banana!
So true... Yet my workplace continues to always have bananas in the break room!
Never make eye contact while eating a banana. Good advice
AHAHAHA!!! This is so true!! Totally awkward moment!! XD
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This just makes me laugh!! Mostly because it is so true!
I can't even take how funny this is...true story.
If only this wasn't true... STORY OF MY LIFE.
I died laughing cause this is just so true.
Now THIS is so me!! Funny! Funny stuff,
This made me laugh. True story!
The truth about my life.
ha ha ha...true story.
Words of wisdom.
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Beer before liquor, never sicker. Toothpaste before orange juice, DEAD. #LOL #humor #Grins #Giggles
This REALLY made my laugh out loud. NEVER brush your teeth and then try to drink orange juice!
Beer before liquor, never sicker. Toothpaste before orange juice, dead. ⬅True story
Hahahaha. Oh that made me laugh toothpaste and orange juice is death!!!
so funny :P I have had toothpaste before orange juice... gross! lol
The orange juice part is so true!!!! Funny stuff
Toothpaste and orange juice. HAHA! So true :P
True story. laughed out loud!!
Facts of orange juice.
sad but true!
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You never know what you have until...you clean your room, ~ Cool Funny Quote #funny, #cool, #quotes, #quotations, apps.facebook.com/yangutu
I'm going to frame this and hang it in my daughters room. I once found thirty five bucks when I cleaned her room!
So true. Everytime I clean my craft room I find multiples of beads or scrapbooking items. Guess I really liked them! haha
So true!! I found all my scrapbook paper and books ect. When I cleaned my room last week!! :b
So true. I always find great things when I clean my craft room.
bahahahaha. this is so true. story of my life.
True story with my daughters :)
#sotrue #funny #cleaning
Best Funny Stuffs
And if you're married, probably both.
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Having eye contact for more than 6 seconds without looking away or blinking reveals a desire for either sex or murder.
Don't stare to long, or you might be taken fora slut or a serial killer. Desire for sex or murder......@arterburn69 lol.
Or I have an obsession with eye colors and I'm trying to figure out what color yours are....I'm a little awkward :) Wow... Some people seriously want to murder me then D: #FunFact
Fun Fact on dating.<< yeah I can't keep eye contact for more than 2 seconds when talking to anybody so I'm not planning anything
Having eye contact for more than 6 seconds without looking away or blinking reveals a desire for either sex or murder. (Murder... LOL, okay, now this is a new one!) - #KanwalHaqqi
Interesting fact about long eye contact
Sex or murder? So true!!!
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"Remember to always be yourself.... unless you suck." ~ Joss Whedon (I needed this because some people should NOT be themselves. They should grow the hell up.)
The wise words of the great Joss Whedon. Natalie this one is for you.
The wise words of the great Joss Whedon.
Words of wisdom, Joss Whedon style.
LOVE Joss Whedon! This is so true!
Words of Wisdom by Joss Whedon. :P
True Story... Oh Joss Whedon...
Bill murray print
So true!! Me and my cousins did this when we were very little and built jumping paths across the floor-lava with books. :)
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Admit it at some point in time you've pretended that the floor was made out of lava and jumping on the couchs was the only way to survive. #childhood #memories
I flash back to childhood and think about my sister and I doing this every time I see a tile floor :)
Guilty.~~ or boiling water, shark infested water, they only way of letting Hades out of the underworld so he could destroy all of the universe (including my mom, which made me kill my sister for pushing me off the couch and falling onto the floor. Which ended up ending all of man kind so yeah. I have 2 more to go >;)
My sisters and I ALWAYS did this a kids...jumping on couches AND cushions we had spread all over the floor...
BEST game ever... too many nights at Campus Way were spent playing "Floor is Lava!"
My sisters and I played "hot lava' alllll the time.... <3
Funny Stuff...I used to do this as a kid ALL the time!
This is so true. Love my childhood
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Dear house cleaning, you are not attractive and I am not doing you. Sorry.
House Cleaning Quotes | French By Design: Rejection note :-P
Rejection note -oh @Tawn Puckett put this on your fridge.
House Cleaning: House Cleaning Quotes And Sayings
and so she hired a cleaning lady... :)
Rejection note... love it! by karen.x
To the point #funny #cleaning
Dear house cleaning... #funny
Rejection note... love it!
too funny! Please bitch NO ONE wants to be YOU! lmao that's fuckin' comical! Do you hear yourself?!?! Actions speak louder than words! Haha You CLEARLY wanna be ME! Cut the crap! You've proved that shit a dozen times during our friendship with your copy cat crap and since I made the right decision in ending your fake ass friendship! Get over yourself! You don't impress me!
Your Face Is Fine Button
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So true. I would much rather need a bag over my face than who I am. Good reminder of what is most important.
I am sorry I am the person that laughed out loud at this as a couple of faces flashed through my mind.
Your face is fine. Personality, not so much. I can't help but laugh!
have some people in mind that could use a button like this
Some people this is SO true! Beauty isn't everything.
Well said! haha, so perfect for some people!
Laughs and Giggles
This is my parenting/teaching style. We generally avoid yelling and encourage discussion. I want my kids to understand why we do the things we do & how we arrive at those conclusions. When my kids better understand the why, they better own the idea...it isn't just following a rule because they otherwise might get in trouble- it's following a rule because it's the best choice.
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"Don't raise your voice...Improve your argument" #word #quote @Free Inspirational Quotes @Twuoted @TheseDamnQuote (oh yeah!)
Best inspirational sayings - Don't raise your voice, Improve your argument - Best inspirational Quotes
❥ Don't raise your voice, improve your argument | quotes | wisdom | advice | life lessons
Savannah Law School this is so true for all arguments. Need to remember this
Inspirational Quote. Don't raise your voice, improve your argument.
Good advice in many situations! | From @GuessQuest favorite quotes
DON'T RAISE YOUR VOICE, Improve your argument. (Good Advice)
wise words: Don't raise your voice, improve your argument.
“Don’t raise your voice: improve your argument”
obsessed with pinterest Ok ok good night
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Goodnight. I was awake while the world slept. So as the sun is in the sky I lay my head down in my bed. LO
I'm going to bed now!!! It's 2:20 in California and I'm SOO tired!!!! Good night MCBRIDEMAIDS!!!!!!luv every single one of you!!!!!!! Thank you for the followers!!!!love you!!!!
★♥★ Sorry! ... Not me ... YOU! Go to bed now ★♥★ I’m posting this Pinterest Quote, so you know what Pinterest is about ........lgalaniz
I think it is my bed time so I am going to go to bed. Good night. Don't let the bed bugs bite.
But I can't sleep :-( my head is full of thoughts about you and me, happy ones & sad ones. Ik heb me een half uur geleden al op m'n linkerzijde gedraaid, maar kan de slaap niet vatten en denk aan jou. Slaap je al ?! Heb je m'n reacties wel gelezen voordat je naar bed bent gegaan?! Weet je al dat ik niet boos op je ben, maar ik het juist enorm fijn vond dat je jouw rotgevoelens met mij gedeeld hebt?! Ik hoop van wel, maar dat je gewoon niet in de gelegenheid bent geweest om mij dat te laten weten
obsessed with pinterest Ok ok good night :-) So true and off I go to bed.
#Pinterest #Quotes - Nearly. Every. Single. Night.
#Pinterest #Quotes lol story of my life
Goodnight Pinterest! 😘 #addicted
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Funny Encouragement Ecard: I screwed up my diet for this Monday. Looks like i'll have to wait until next Monday lol so true
Yep! My husband sent me this pin because he hears it all the time!
BAHAHAHA!!!! Story of my life. Pass the cookies, please.
haha i say this allll the time.
I totally do this all the time!
This is so funny but true!
Funny Encouragement Ecard
funny stuff and so true
Story of my life lol
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I never thought about why they ask that.....so true
Carpet for five, please. I've thought this before.
That's so true they do always ask that don't they.
laughed out loud for real!... Here's your sign!
Carpet for 5, please. This makes me laugh!
Lol. Do not ask stupid questions.
Funny Quote must do this!!!!
so funny !!!
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My Mom warned me that I'd not want to keep shaving my legs once I started, but I didn't listen. (Who wants to be the only girl wearing a uniform skirt over hairy legs?!). Now, I need a flow chart... (P.S. Another advantage of working as a SAHM is that your co-workers couldn't care less about your leg hair! ;) )
Every girls thought process before shaving. Hahaha Women's ideas... So true
@Gene Yeung...I can't believe there's a flow chart for this..but so true!
My life. Also goes with my sweatpants flow chart very nicely :)
Every girls thought process before shaving. Hahaha So true
MY LIFE!!! Every girls thought process before shaving.
I think every girl has thought this. So funny
flowchart for leg shaving. so true.
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*That's Good Advice!* LMAO Bhahahahahaha :-D ;-) :-P If Someone Breaks Your Heart - Frank Ocean #Quote
if someone breaks your heart just punch them in the face. seriously. punch them in the face and go get some ice cream. #frankocean
"If someone breaks your heart, punch them in the face. Seriously. Punch them in the face and go get some ice cream." ~Frank Ocean. I do believe I'll keep this in mind for future reference
Nothing like a punch in the face and some ice cream to make you feel better.
Seriously. Punch them in the face and go get some ice cream. - Frank Ocean
#frank #ocean #advise #breakup #icecream #quote
This is funny stuff!
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Hope this is not a duplicate! It makes me laugh=!
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