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Today's modern woman * Clean house * Healthy dinner on the table (at dinnertime) * Fit, trim & well-groomed * Works full time * Laundry done & put away * Great sex life * . pick any two

And there's 'no problem ' which can either mean there's no problem or you are the problem and once you've gone there's no problem!

What 15 Years of Marriage Has Taught Me

5 deadly terms used by a woman Funny Signs And Quotes About Women from L. Sommer the author of 199 Ways To Improve Your Relationships, Marriage, and Sex Life - check my website for lots more funny stuff and sample readings to my various books

10 Fresh Memes Today! #5 Proposal Ideas With An Ring Made By Onions.

Voice activated coffee machine is my personal favorite.//Pizza Slaping Killed Me.

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Nice, Normal Family Sign

"Remember as far as anyone knows. We are a nice normal family." So not my family we're all a little strange.

text me quotes quote phone lol funny quotes texts

I hate voicemails. I don't have a voicemail box for this reason. Either text me or I'll see that you called and call back when I get a chance.

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A mothers prayer for realistic people. I heart Tina. Future "maybe" one? xD)children, this is the truth. Anywho this is funny and a nice read also. Go Tina Fey!

Absolutely hilarious! Putting this on the wall!

The first row and the last row are true. I suppose the last column (Ultra safe) would be too if I drank wine. Let's just change that whole column to "chocolate" instead of wine.

Omg! Yes it definitely happens more than the first!

If you marry a creative person. My husband definitely married a creative person, lol.

Random thoughts from a stay at home Mom: Thursday planning and randoms..

Baby sleep positions -- lol, sad but true! they may be cute but they sure are bed hogs. Baby sleep positions -- lol, sad but true! they may be cute but they sure are bed hogs.

marry someone you want to annoy the rest of your life - Google Търсене

marry someone you want to annoy the rest of your life - Google Търсене

Military Humor, Bible Quotes, Poetry Quotes, Funny Things, Funny Stuff, Funny Moments, Random Stuff, Funny Bunnies, Hr Humor

16 Reasons The Best Place For An Ego Boost Is The Women's Restroom

16 Reasons The Best Place For An Ego Boost Is The Women's Restroom

Unusual Growth of Different Fruits and Vegetables That Makes it Look Like Something Else #vegitables #vegan #vegitablewithfeelings #fruitesarealive

Unusual Growth of Different Fruits and Vegetables That Makes it Look Like Something Else

Unusual Growth of Different Fruits and Vegetables That Makes it Look Like Something Else #vegitables #vegan #vegitablewithfeelings #fruitesarealive

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Danger: Mouth Operates Faster Than Brain.so me!

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