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Whoever said "nothing tastes as good as skinny feels" has clearly never had cupcakes. Or wine. Or chocolate. Or pizza. Or a man, because psst. - we really don't like skinny.

When someone says 'I forgot to eat', I think you must be a special kind of stupid. I plan my entire day around eating.

When someone says 'I forgot to eat', I think you must be a special kind of stupid. I plan my entire day around eating.

I've decided to add "extensive experience in dealing with stupid people" to my resume. That has got to be a marketable skill!! | Confession Ecard | someecards.com

I've decided to add "extensive experience in dealing with stupid people" to my resume. That has got to be a marketable skill!! | Confession Ecard | someecards.com

I swear we won't forget what you look like if you stop posting selfies on Facebook every second. #selfies

I swear we won't forget what you look like if you stop posting selfies on Facebook every second. #selfies

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Medically speaking, your heart is a complete idiot. Smart heart gets it. Smart heart knows how to beat.

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I had to pin this because my son actually did this! He asked if there were pb cups cause his mom really likes them! I love that kid! Good looking out for your mom!

The 4 Worst Possible Moments For Your Kids To Tell The Truth | More LOLs & Funny Stuff for Moms | NickMom

The 4 Worst Possible Moments For Your Kids To Tell The Truth | More LOLs & Funny Stuff for Moms | NickMom

I rarely think before speaking, and normally think that I should have thought.

I rarely think before speaking, and normally think that I should have thought.

I laughed way too hard at this. Like waaaaaaaay too hard...

I laughed way too hard at this. Like waaaaaaaay too hard...

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