Dear Lord please forgive me for I am gonna sin like a motherfucker this weekend

Dear Lord please forgive me for I am gonna sin like a motherfucker this weekend

Capitalization is the difference between "helping your Uncle Jack off a horse" and "helping your uncle jack off a horse."

Capitalization is the difference between "helping your Uncle Jack off a horse" and "helping your uncle jack off a horse."

I find it ironic that the colors red, white, and blue are the colors of freedom . . . until they're flashing behind you.

I find it ironic that the colors red, white, and blue are the colors of freedom . . . until they're flashing behind you.

I wish fire trucks and ambulances played 'Move Bitch, Get Out The Way' instead of using sirens.

I wish fire trucks and ambulances played 'Move Bitch, Get Out The Way' instead of using sirens.

I always worry about the safety of my children.  Especially the daughter who is talking back to me right now.

I always worry about the safety of my children. Especially the daughter who is talking back to me right now.

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