When I worked in the office, Chuck would arrive in the morning smiling, singing & asking how I was. I would turn to him, glowering my disapproval and this was my response. Apparently, he drank his coffee at home.

I'm not anti-social.  I'm selectively social.  There's a difference.

I'm not anti-social. I'm selectively social. There's a difference.

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Bahahaha I was just thinking the other day maybe I'll work as a grocery bagger when my kids are all in school so I can school these baggers on how it's done!

Bahahaha I was just thinking the other day maybe I'll work as a grocery bagger when my kids are all in school so I can school these baggers on how it's done!

Remember how patient I was while you acted up in the store? Hang on to that memory, cause I'm gonna woop your ass when we get home.

Remember how patient I was while you acted up in the store? Hang on to that memory, cause I'm gonna woop your ass when we get home.

I hate it when you have to be nice to someone you really want to punch in the face.

I hate it when you have to be nice to someone you really want to punch in the face.

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