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I think you are too old to be wearing pants with words across the ass!

I know right? It's like, really, there's no way I could have known it was snowing without ALL of my friends online telling me? That would mean that I'd have to look outside a window on my own, and we all know that's just too hard.

It's like there's no way I could have known it was snowing without ALL of my friends online telling me? That would mean that I'd have to look outside a window on my own, and we all know that's just too hard.

Will cocktails be served at your daughter's princess party or shall I tailgate in your driveway? | Birthday Ecard | someecards.com

Will cocktails be served at your daughter's princess party or shall I tailgate in your driveway? That's about what it would take for me to attend a princess party.

modesty (:

Funny Encouragement Ecard: Shout out to all the beautiful women who don't need to dress half naked to get a man's attention.

The problem with closed-minded people is that their mouths are always open.

The problem with closed-minded people is that their mouths are always open. SO TRUE!

Least thug-like person on the planet, but I'm gonna start saying this...

adding "and shit" at the end of sentence, can make anything sound thug. Example: i was playing with my bubbles and shit.

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