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My new life plan is to stumble into every office of a CEO until I find Christian Grey lol

New diet plan!

With my new diet I'm hoping to reach my original weight of funny thing is that was my weight when I was born

fifty shades

Fifty Shades of Grey bahaha that's pretty much how the book goes.

This is probably a real conversation my kids have had--and your kids will have..very soon :) 'We are so close, Mom is one Tantrum away from a breakdown!'

Hahahahahaha love it // Funny Somewhat Topical Ecard: So, on a scale of Vanilla to 50 Shades, how was last night for you?

Common sense is so rare these days it should be classified as a super power.

I have this super power. " Common sense is so rare these days it should be classified as a super power.

:-)

Funny Reminders Ecard: Everyone Knows you are just One positive ' I love my life ' Status away from a nervous breakdown.

They have better manners at age 3 than EVERY 3 year old toddler have ever met!  I am sorry if you are offended but it IS true., LOL

But replace "dog" with "cat" and that's how I feel about Fred.

Holiday cookie swap, my ass. I'd rather have a cocktail swap. Same calories, cleaner kitchen!

Funny Seasonal Ecard: Holiday cookie swap, my ass. I'd rather have a cocktail swap.

Anyone who knows me does not want to be around me while I'm hungry!!!

Hunger Panic by Joanna Goddard: Hangry. Thanks to Silbermann (We call this "Hangry" in my family!

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