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me: god shaving legs is such a bitch! i hate it -__- adam: i never said you had to shave your legs! :P me:but you like smooth legs dont you?

Funny Confession Ecard: My Pinterest account looks like I am going to be very fit, very fat or very, very drunk.

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: I think I'm allergic to chocolate. My ass and thighs are showing definite signs of swelling.

Your loving and patient mother clocks off at 8:00pm. I suggest you get your tiny butt in bed before angry and 'I've had enough!' mother arrives. OK? OK.

So TRUE! Your loving and patient mother clocks off at I suggest you get your tiny butt in bed before angry and "I've had enough!

Must remember this next time DH starts griping while I am parking...

If women are bad at parking, it's only because we are constantly lied to about what 8 inches is. Some only can wish to b 8 inches.

for real. this is why i own 75+ pairs of jeans, 100+ purses, 200+ pairs of shoes and my closet is a spare bedroom...

How is it I detest every article of clothing I own, but when I go to throw something away, I develop this deep sentimental relationship with it? - so true

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But now that I've got my period, hold me & tell me I'm pretty.

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Hello nachos, casserole, holiday foods, leggings and big sweaters season! ok those are plusses- Still HATE WINTER!

I'm not calling you a 'slut'. I am calling you a 'penny'-because you are two-faced, worthless, and in everyone's pants.

I'm not calling you a 'slut'. I am calling you a 'penny'-because you are two-faced, worthless, and in everyone's pants.Love It!

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