Thank you for making me so angry that every time I open my mouth it appears that I have Tourette's Syndrome.

Funny Cry for Help Ecard: Most of the time I scroll down my FB timeline and think 'Don't Care.' 'Whore.' 'Your life sucks.' 'Needs a Therapists.'

Really though.

I love you so much, I will even talk to you on the phone.

yup

lol

be a bitch...

Yep. : )

Haha!

Yep

Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

Thank you for voicing that terrible idea and making this meeting last even longer.

Stat!

"Lord, its me. Can you do me a favor and close your eyes for a second while I deal with a slight problem" eCard

burn.

When I said I'd always be there for you I didn't realize you were so f%#*ng needy.

haha i see this being my future