Thank you for making me so angry that every time I open my mouth it appears that I have Tourette's Syndrome.
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It happens, especially with a few people in my life.. Remember if you have nothing nice to say then say nothing at all. Now repeat
Who is following me around!! This is totally me!!! LOL!!!
I credit this pin to my husband and one of my dogs.
my children do this to me! i swear!!!!
This is so true somedays
Story of my life
all the time!
Funny Cry for Help Ecard: Most of the time I scroll down my FB timeline and think 'Don't Care.' 'Whore.' 'Your life sucks.' 'Needs a Therapists.'
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Most of the time I scroll down my FB timeline and think "Don't care." "Whore." "Your life sucks." "Needs a therapist.". Lol!
WORD! If I weren't so dang nosy I would just delete facebook
Bahahahaha. Truth. And so busted.
Hahaha my life
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Wouldn't calling him 'balls' be more appropriate?
It is kind of vulgar, but is it not the truth?!
Never thought about it like that haha
hahaha...never thought it like that!
Ballsy. New appropriate insult.
And yet Ballsy is a compliment.
I love you so much, I will even talk to you on the phone.
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Basically. If we just stare at you and don't say a word, that's when you should be scared. True story.
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love and phone calls. true story.
Haha! I laughed so hard. So true
this is so true in my life
i LOVE YOU SO MUCH GIGGLE
True Love #truth ♊️
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Yeah this is me. I hate mornings and more importantly I hate that my husband insists on carrying on a conversation. I always want to tell him to shut his pie hole but that requires talking and I don't want to give him the wrong idea and encourage early morning talking.
I said 'Good Morning.' Now move on before I fucking cut you. Said one of my psycho coworkers..I'm not naming names
Me, every morning-- "I said 'good morning.' Now move on before I fucking cut you. #ecards
this is what I really think some mornings... seriously...
At least until after my first cup of coffee.
Me and my children are not morning people
Monday morning for sure!
One of my fav ecards!!
I hate mornings.
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Hey autocorrect, quit tampering with my curse words, you mother forklift. (my phone thinks "fuxking" is a word now because apparently I miss the c often)
Hey autocorrect, quit tampering with my curse words, you mother forklift.
Mother forklift. Story of my life! @Rebecca Mackintosh
Stupid AutoCorrect doesn't know my life!
bahahaa.....True! So true...
Mother Ducker! @Tam
HAHAH omg so funny
be a bitch...
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Free, Confession Ecard: I have to be a bitch because sometimes being a lady does not get the job done.
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I wonder how long it will take Kim S to repin this!.....hey, bitches get stuff done.
"Sometimes a women needs to be a bitch in her life" Sharon Stone, Basic Instinct
Pardon my french but it's the truth!
Facts of life.
My work motto
no it doesnt
Yep. : )
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Umm hmmm. Sad but so true.
true story of my life!
HAHAHAHAHAHA So true.
so true in my house!
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I saw this on a bumper sticker in Portland, OR of all places. It's so wrong and I don't agree but I did have a laugh I admit it.
I'm at this point in my life. Can't please everyone and women need to say "No" more often 😁
I had to read this one twice before it made me laugh - yeah, so my life.
Wz gonna put it in funny stuff, but realized it was too true for that.
Funny quot - cute picture
Dyyying laughing. So true
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Just calling to remind you that I know you in real life, so your Facebook posts aren't fooling anyone. | Cry For Help Ecard
Facebook Humor | I'm calling to remind you in real life that your Facebook posts aren't fooling anyone......SO TRUE!!!!
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Ha, so true. So tired of the one upping that occurs on Facebook posts...i.e. mushy anniversary/birthday/whatever messages from people who behave completely different in real life. Seems legit!
hahahahaha so true about how some people act
lol... This makes me giggle!
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Hahaha!!!! I like everyone more now that I've disabled my Facebook account since NYE!! Funny how that works!
I'm not gunna lie, this is the only way I stay friends with some people..
Amen! I feel this way about a lot of my friends! LOL!
True story! It's the pit stop before I unfriend.
Sometimes its the only way to stay friends.
haha! i do this all the time....
unfriending works too
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HAha, oh my gosh, I seriously just laughed out loud at this one for at least a minute straight...seriously, can't stop laughing...
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Im sorry your violent coughing fit prevented you from holding back that fart.
My dog does a round of sneeze-farts...daily
I started crying I was laughing so hard!
I can't stop laughing at this one....
Hahaha! I died laughing at this one
bahahahaha! Awkward!!! LOL
#lol #funny #humor
Thank you for voicing that terrible idea and making this meeting last even longer.
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How I feel at work meetings sometimes..... and you know you do too. Staff meetings and workshops there is always somebody.
Wow, we could have used this at our old work place! Funny Workplace Ecard: Thank you for voicing that terrible idea and making this meeting last even longer.
omg,omg.omg! its like this Ecard went to one of our staff meetings of my old job!!! Hahaha
Sigh...this would be most of the staff meetings that I have ever attended
Uugghhh...flashbacks to work meetings!!! Nooooo!!!!!
this is probably why we rarely have faculty meetings!
Every faculty meeting that I have ever been to.
We know the culprits in our faculty meetings
I have lived this--every faculty meeting...
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hahaha story of my life. Besides maybe making it a back massage instead of a foot massage hahaha
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funny shit omg
"Lord, its me. Can you do me a favor and close your eyes for a second while I deal with a slight problem" eCard
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Funny Confession Ecard: Lord, it's me. Can you do me a favor and close your eyes for a second while I deal with a slight problem. . .
So wrong but it did make me giggle...a little ;)
not sure why I find this so funny...
Most of the time at work!!
~~Just keep 'em closed~~
Story of my life..
HAHAHA! SO true
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Here. You dropped this. It's your sense of humor. You lost it when you picked up that giant bag of how important your opinion is. (Encountered this person this morning...I kinda feel bad for her negative, superior-than-thou self)
Free, Baby Ecard: Here. You dropped this. It's your sense of humor. You lost it when you picked up that giant bag of how important your opinion is.
We all know this person or someone similar. I wish there was an entirely mirrored room you could put them in, and say, "The person in the mirror in responsible for the following..."
God is more impressed with humility than ability. Compared to Him we're like specks of dust. How much can you expect from dust? ;-)
Lol😂Just some people can not shut up until they say their opinion!! Like dude just shut up no one cares!
Here. You dropped this. It's your sense of humor. You lost in when you picked up that giant bag of how important your opinion is.
Here. You dropped this. It's your sense of humor. You lost it when you picked up that giant bag of how important your opinion is. | Baby Ecard
When I said I'd always be there for you I didn't realize you were so f%#*ng needy.
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Funny Friendship Ecard: When I said I'd always be there for you I didn't realize you were so fucking needy.
When I said I'd always be there for you I didn't realize you were so fucking needy... omg MY LIFE.
Haha I bet thats what my best friend is thinking right about now... Lol
omg. this is some funny shit. still laughing.
Really.....that is funny stuff!
I really do love my friends
Fucking needy people!!!!
hate needy people lol
haha i see this being my future