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Funny Confession Ecard: Im worried that my latest Salvation Army donation will result in homeless people looking like sluts from the

Funny Workplace Ecard: remember when phones were stupid and people were smart? good times...

Free and Funny Workplace Ecard: remember when phones were stupid and people were smart?

You n me...

Free, Friendship Ecard: If you were a dinosaur you'd be a bitch-a-whoreus.

@Christy Wiens are langiage to a T and by that i mean i never mean what i say or say what i mean!

Good luck and take care. And by good luck I mean go fuck yourself. And by take care I mean go fuck yourself. I know this is naughty, but it is so funny!

Funny Friendship Ecard: I just knew we'd be friends forever from the moment I discovered that you also have no filter for your bitchy and sarcastic thoughts. so this explains our friendship to a T

Lol @Kerry Hayes @Haley St. Jean @Jocelyn Elderton @Kelsie Sanbe @Juliann Walsh

Funny Flirting Ecard: I love you. Not in a full-on lesbian way, but more of a grab- your-boob-occasionally kind of way.

So true about people at this school....thus I eat alone, a lot! Which doesnt bother me really at all...lol

People who feel this is true got it wrong! Its not that your shy or won't talk to people! It's that most people won't talk to you! You have a very unfriendly personality! People stay away!

Douchbags

Shall I compare thee to a summer's eve? For thou art a douche. An epic douche!

21 Things You Discover In Your 20s

21 Things You Discover In Your 20s

Wine fun fact we all should know. Drinking wine can improve your sex life. Red wine keep us looking younger. Italy is the world’s top producer of wine.

At my funeral, when they're lowering me into the ground, I demand they play.. 'Drop it like it's hot'.

At my funeral, when they're lowering me into the ground, I demand they play: "Drop it Like It's Hot". And if you could have Snoop sing it, that would be awesome!

or I will just take a chance and throw it on in there

Funny Confession Ecard: 'Do not machine wash or tumble dry' means I will never wash this.

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Martha Stewart would choke on her craft supplies if she saw how I wad up a fitted sheet. That's exactly how I fold my fitted sheets up. I figure the wrinkles will disappera once I make the bed (~_~)

be careful what you wish for...

So true! When people would ask what super power I wish I had when I was little it was reading minds.

This makes me laugh, even though it's actually a sad commentary on the state of our country.

If Trump and Hilary are stranded on a boat in the middle of the ocean who survives? America survives, which would, in my opinion, be a sad day for the rest of the world.

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