Lord give me patience . . . Because, if you give me strength, I'm gonna need bail money to go with it.

Lord give me patience . . . Because, if you give me strength, I'm gonna need bail money to go with it.

I lose track of how many times a day I'd like to turn to someone and say "you can't seriously be this freaking stupid!"

I lose track of how many times a day I'd like to turn to someone and say "you can't seriously be this freaking stupid!"

Sums up my crazy hectic grade school and graduate assistantship life right now. classes, a research project, a training project, and ga'ing for a class of 275.

Sums up my crazy hectic grade school and graduate assistantship life right now. classes, a research project, a training project, and ga'ing for a class of 275.

I work hard at my job   But if the opportunity to become a rich housewife arises, I'm taking it

I work hard at my job But if the opportunity to become a rich housewife arises, I'm taking it

If+I+could+turn+snarky+sarcasm+into+a+paying+job,+I+could+be+employed+for+infinity.

If+I+could+turn+snarky+sarcasm+into+a+paying+job,+I+could+be+employed+for+infinity.

When I was a baby an evil fairy cursed me with expensive taste and no money.

When I was a baby an evil fairy cursed me with expensive taste and no money.

Being broke because everyone wants to go out all the time. | 25 Miserable Experiences That Will Make You Glad Summer Is Ending

25 Miserable Experiences That Will Make You Glad Summer Is Ending

Being broke because everyone wants to go out all the time. | 25 Miserable Experiences That Will Make You Glad Summer Is Ending

All my bill's say 'outstanding', I guess that means I am good to go.

All my bill's say 'outstanding', I guess that means I am good to go.

Funny Friendship Ecard: You claim you're a bad bitch; yet you have no house, no car, and no job. . . You're not a bad bitch. You're doing bad, Bitch! There's a difference.

Funny Friendship Ecard: You claim you're a bad bitch; yet you have no house, no car, and no job. . . You're not a bad bitch. You're doing bad, Bitch! There's a difference.

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