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"Today I will love in the moment. Unless it's unpleasant then I which case I will eat a cookie" ~ Cookie Monster. Comment if your childhood was all about Cookie Monster

OMG how true!! @brookshayes...u know it's the Fireball and now u know why I don't like Jagerbombs!

If alcohol labels told the truth.

Funny pictures about Honest Alcohol Labels. Oh, and cool pics about Honest Alcohol Labels. Also, Honest Alcohol Labels photos.

You sir.......

Tim Tebow xD, thank God their are still people who stand up for their faith.

All to myself, to do absolutely nothing!

A long weekend IS just like having an extra day between Saturday & Sunday! Here's to Friday, Saturday, Sunday & Funday ;

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Never laugh at your wife's choices.You are one of them. You are one of them.

If you want to know why it's funny, it's a song peeps. I'm a creep. I'm a weirdo. What the h@# am I doing here? I don't belong here. Creep by Radiohead. Listen to it.

If you want to know why it's funny, it's a song peeps. I'm a creep. I'm a weirdo. I don't belong here. Creep by Radiohead.


Kids today don't know the struggle. - I love my CDs. I can move music around without having to repurchase the song for a different device. Besides I'm old school.

"Listen, if I am going to stop my car in the middle of the street to let you cross, you had better hustle & wave, dammit! Feel the burn or feel my bumper." - YOUR ECARDS - funny

68846 811334738893742 647815147 n MY FAMILY IS TEMPERMENTAL....

LOL I wish I could say this wasn't true! "My family is tempermental: Half temper, Half mental" Funny Quotes About Family Jokes.

Drinking Wine

"Drinking a lot of wine alone is not lonely, it is romantic. Damn, self, you got nice eyes." We wholeheartedly agree, one of life's greatest pleasures!

I will!

A procrastinator? I'll prove you wrong someday. Just you wait and see. (I'll procrasinate at my funeral.I'll never die!


Yes, penguins do have knees! A penguin’s leg is composed of a short femur, knee, tibia and fibula. The upper leg bones are not visible as they are covered in feathers, giving the penguin the illusion of short legs and no knees. No go the fuck to sleep.