"Is there anything more darling than porn references on onesies? So fun and classy! And it lets everyone know that you had to read rate Twilight fan fiction just to get hot enough to let your slob of a husband bang you." -- Helen Killer of

Good thing I'll never have to use this since Megan won't date till after I'm long gone!

Good thing I'll never have to use this since Megan won't date till after I'm long gone!

FART BE GONE! Flatulence Deodorizer Pad, only $24.95.... I'm repinning this because I can't stop laughing! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

FART BE GONE! Flatulence Deodorizer Pad, only $24.95.... I'm repinning this because I can't stop laughing! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

hate when they do this. Once I started to follow Chloe down the hall to see if she really was barking at something and she freaked out and ran back into the bedroom and I was scared whitless thinking there was someone in the house. Dumb dog

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