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I do this all the time. "Oh really? I never knew that about you." Yeah, psych. You told me five years ago and I never forgot.

This is me. I sing for NO ONE. Except for me when I'm alone...then I'm a rock star.

I've done them all!! Haha and I still do the first one all the time lol!!!

I haven't slept all night. I've just been writing. I feel like a bipolar person. I have my court date today. I need coffee. Lots of coffee.

Breathe it all in. Love it all out. LAUGH.

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