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10% vs 90% of the time. I think it's my hormones playing tricks on me trying to get me pregnant.

SomeEcards: I just bought $200 worth of groceries... then I ordered in pizza because I didn't feel like cooking after the hassle of buying groceries.

Funny Confession Ecard: I hate it when, I plan a conversation in my head, but the other person doesn't follow the script.

Seriously, I should get a frickin medal and a raise at work if I make it all the way through Friday without stabbing some complete moron with a pencil.

Pellerinifrom Pellerini

Birthday Sarcasm

That's how I feel about my cake! Lol