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Haha this is awesome

"I love you so fouckikng much and I aslways did!!!!"

so true! I do text random things when I drink the vodka.

two faced

Liquid Courage Flasks: "I Didn't Text You, Vodka Texted You" - Custom Color Vodka Vendettas Flask

I am not a shopaholic, I am helping the economy. Words to live by. #shopping #addicted
We're not alcoholics. We generally only drink on the weekends. Except for special occasions. And boredom. And Thursdays. Which some people consider weekends.

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: We're not alcoholics. We generally only drink on the weekends. Except for special occasions. And boredom. And Thursdays. Which some people consider weekends.

so true.....that's country girls for you! Miranda Lambert is such a badass. :)

All of these beautiful country women have written about their captions- Taylor Swift (Teardrops on my guitar, Picture to Burn, and more) Carrie Underwood (Before he Cheats) Miranda Lambert (Two Black Cadillacs)

Sorry, I thought it was a mosquito. He he

Work Quotes: QUOTATION – Image : Quotes Of the day – Description I hope karma slaps you in the face before I do. Sharing is Caring – Don’t forget to share this quote !

Hahaha!!!
for all of those times I made mom take me into Hollister in high school
That's what I'm talking about!

A wine glass for those who love wine. Closest thing to a never ending glass of wine I've ever seen. I want.

Vodka is just awesome water.
Right on!

Noah wrote Allie 365 letters so I think you can answer my text message.

Needless to say, life goes on.

A new chapter :)

Wow! Our world really is coming to an end

WINE: Now cheaper than gas! Very funny and true.

The only thing missing is Tequila, which tells me that whatever has been bothering me the past few weeks, I better bring up to that person now and prepare to fight.

The Bud bottle is accurate, but Jack Daniels always tells me "Of course it'd be awesome if you danced like a fool and made out with random strangers!

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