I swear if someone said that to me I wouldn't be able to be mad at them because I would be laughing too hard!

I swear if someone said that to me I wouldn't be able to be mad at them because I would be laughing too hard!

I think i'm emotionally constipated, cause I haven't given a shit in days.

I think i'm emotionally constipated, cause I haven't given a shit in days.

LOL ouch...Funny Family Ecard: I hate it when ugly people say 'I need my beauty sleep.' Bitch, you need to hibernate.

LOL ouch...Funny Family Ecard: I hate it when ugly people say 'I need my beauty sleep.' Bitch, you need to hibernate.

According to my Pinterest boards I should be a 300 lb alcoholic who really likes crafts.

According to my Pinterest boards I should be a 300 lb alcoholic who really likes crafts.

Happens to me EVERY day at school! Love my kids, but they honestly can't be quiet!

Happens to me EVERY day at school! Love my kids, but they honestly can't be quiet!

soo true once you take off your bra you know your settled where you are

soo true once you take off your bra you know your settled where you are

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