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Honey, we are going to get ice cream not because you've earned it but because, well, mommy wants some.

Life isnt a fairy tale. If you lose your shoe at a party, chances are, youre going to be walking home barefoot.

Let's drive Mom bat-shit crazy. That way, she'll let us watch TV just to get a moment's peace.