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Learn to spell.

spellcheck yo' self!

You dont even know

You dont even know

You should stop updating your status because you can't spell.

I constantly correct grammar. My pet peeve!

Sure, working from home can have its disadvantages... by FlexJobs. http://www.flexjobs.com/blog/post/work-from-home-humor-i-miss-office-politics/#

Work from Home Humor: I Miss Office Politics

Work from Home Humor: I Miss Office Politics - FlexJobs

People always ask a 911 center how the roads look. And you hold back from saying, 'do you realize that you just called a 911 center?  If its snowing, we have barely had time to go to the bathroom, let alone go outside.  And the folks out there don't have time to give a road condition report either....dumbass!

I'm not bothered by weather update reports, but this makes me laugh anyway.

Brought tears to my eyes.

my new favorite haiku. I love haiku's, they remind me of Lester Papadopoulos.



no kiddin lmbo

There are more food stamp kinda days than million bucks.

Poor men, no matter how often we warn them, they just don't get it... LOL

Sounds just like a reason. Funny Confession Ecard: I'm going to pretend that what you just said dosent bother me, but I will flip out on you later for no reason.

Just yesterday, a kid informed me that I better start having kids soon or else I'll end up "Old, dried up, and infertile" lol. Now that my husband and I are approaching our second anniversary, people will not stop asking me about children. No, I don't have any. No, I don't want any right now. No, that doesn't make me a bad person. As I learned to say in Greensboro, "You do you, and Imma do me!"

For pregnant friends I know lol. and soon to be pregnant friends!

All the time, all the time.... This is why I can't do ER. Or non-profit hospitals.

Except they never actually bring their Medicaid card .

Grammar lesson

It's Grammar People!


Funny Friendship Ecard: I don't care what you think of me. Unless you think I am awesome. In which case, you are right.

I'm so glad you told your husband how much you loved him on Facebook instead of in person. From 5 feet away.

Because you have to prove you love each other by showing everyone else. Ugh so annoying

I don't want to fold my laundry. So I'll restart the dryer. 3 times... ...in a row.

Oh I restarted mine 5 times before I finally took my laundry out of the dryer . I hate laundry