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a man never does it right...

Inspiring image ecard, funny, lol, this is the life, work - Resolution - Find the image to your taste

I'm Sorry I Was Crazy but Now That I'm PMSing, Tell Me I'm Pretty.

But now that I've got my period, hold me & tell me I'm pretty.

Oh I'm sorry, I didn't realize that you're an expert on my life and how I should live it. Please continue while I take notes.

ecard: Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't realize that you're an expert on my life and how I should live it. Please continue while I take notes. (So it is possible to read in sarcasm.

You're fluent in lies, excuses, & bullshit…and that won't help you pass those two little classes you have to take so you can make $11 an hour.

I was not, am not and never will be a runner even though I can picture a young, thin me in a really cute running outfit, ipod plugged into my ears and long ponytail swinging from side to side. Alas, I am not a runner.

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Funny Get Well Ecard: Get well soon because your cough is fucking disgusting. My life right now!

Oh but that doesn't stop some people from trying. Know a few of these!!!!

Funny Breakup Ecard: Just remember son, there isn't enough make-up in the world to cover up crazy. Not even COVER GIRL

true story

I hated everyone before it was mainstream or popular, Addams Adams Family show, Wednesday girl

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