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I'll be right back.

"I'm taking care of my procrastination issues; just you wait and see.This is so me!

Get ready future husband of mine. :)

inspiration: fortune cookie: "Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life.

LOL !

My husband's wife is freakin' AWESOME! This is so true! Every wife should have this pinned. Cursing Mama says, "Sometimes the truth is awesome!

Also you should always keep your vacuum out and a bucket.  That way when people just stop in it looks like they have just interrupted your cleaning :)

Today’s Housekeeping Tip: Keep strategically placed get well cards on your mantel… Too funny. and a great idea'

Yeah, like A LOT!

"People Always Expect More of You When You Have Naturally Curly Hair", Peanuts, December I got my curls from my mother. Blessed now , but cursed them for many years

Friends Are Like Underpants: Some crawl up your ass. Some snap under pressure. Some don't have the strength to hold you up. Some get a little twisted. Some support you. Some are your favorite. Some are cheap and just get bent out of shape. And some actually DO cover your ass when you need them!

Friends Are Like Underpants

Reminds me of sooo many people I know (especially those ten and under :)

I need to remember this for next time I'm arguing. umm I mean explaining

:) funny welcome mat

The Neighbors Have Better Stuff Doormat from Reed Wilson Design and Bourbon & Boots - this is too funny

especially when you live on the 3rd floor of an apartment building and parking is a mile away... yes

two trips are for pansies. This is me! I hate making 2 trips

Lol!!!

'Someone was telling me they make ice cubes out of left over wine. I was confused. What's left over wine?

I thought I was the only person who thought this!!

My mirror and my camera have two completely different ideas of what I look like. I look better in the mirror, that's for sure.

My mom always said I'd get worms, not salmonella. But, I've been doing it for almost 40 years, and I've never gotten either.

This is my philosophy right there. Same goes for cookie dough. I will buy packages of cookie dough and just eat it, don't even bake cookies. It drives my fiance crazy.

annoying/// yes so relevant; except todays the day you are annoying the heck out of me -___-

Every day I fall in love with you more & more.well, not every day yesterday you were pretty annoying! LOL cute lil' pack of gum & funny gag gift!

.right!

Goes along with, "Well don"t ask for my opinion if you don't want to hear it!

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