I love you so much. Except when you snore and then I just want to punch you in the face.

I love you so much. Except when you snore and then I just want to punch you in the face.

Sorry that most of my hilarious jokes are borderline inappropriate. And by sorry, I mean you're welcome.

Sorry that most of my hilarious jokes are borderline inappropriate. And by sorry, I mean you're welcome.

I've never been able to so succinctly describe my relationship with my mother...until now. Love her to death, like hanging out with her when I've had a few.

I've never been able to so succinctly describe my relationship with my mother...until now. Love her to death, like hanging out with her when I've had a few.

Today, I saw that my ironing board cover was wrinkled. I laughed at the irony. Then I laughed again because irony has the word iron in it.

Today, I saw that my ironing board cover was wrinkled. I laughed at the irony. Then I laughed again because irony has the word iron in it.

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