Something is wrong with my paycheck. It takes two weeks to earn it, but only two days for it to disappear!
Truth, Hour, Aint
Truth! but it's more like 20 minutes not 2 days depending on what bills I'm paying. (sometimes it's not even 20 minutes..LOL!)
Something is wrong with my paycheck. It takes two weeks to earn it, but only two days for it to disappear! TRUTH!
TWO DAYS? WHOS check lasts 2 day? mine is more like an hour
aint that the truth#Repin By:Pinterest++ for iPad#
paycheck. Hours, not days for me... Sigh
Haha, I feel like this sometimes...sigh
My life story. Isn't that the truth!
Try two hours. THANKS COLLEGE!
I feel this way every time
Omg so true!
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Actually, I want the awesome body I had back in 09'!
So funny how I'm more confident now than I was then.
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The NeverEnding Story… a true story. Especially now my washing machine won't start. *sigh*
True story, though I still like to visit the Neverending Story as a child.
True Story!!!!! The NeverEnding Story…
The NeverEnding Story… a true story :)
Seriously! True story of my life! Lol
#TheNeverendingStory #laundry #funny
So true! Story of my life!!
True story...of my life
Funny Weekend Ecard: So glad the weekend is here so I can wash the dishes, mop the floors, clean the toilets, dust the furniture and do the laundry! YAYNESS!!!
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Story of my life, except sub "wednesday, my only day off" for "weekend" weekends dont exsist in retail world
So glad the weekend is here so I can wash the dishes, mop the floors, clean the toilets, dust the furniture and do the laundry! YAYNESS!!!
Story of my life...oh, wait...add work overtime to that list. And, get up with the dog at 4:45am. Yea, the weekend.
So glad the weekend is here so I can wash the dishes, mop the floors, clean the toilets, dust the furniture, and do the laundry! YAYNESS!
Getting older, it's a bummer! Wrong I am going to sit in my chair or take the dogs to dog park...I have given up house work.
Yeah! Isn't the weekend supposed to be when we can sleep in and take a break from the busyness of life?
#mothersday 25 Things I Would Tell Pre-Mom Me! A List of things I wish I would have known before babies!
So glad the weekend is here so I can wash the dishes, mop the floors, clean the toilets, dust the furniture and do the laundry! YAYNESS!!! | Weekend Ecard | someecards.com
Haha it's true
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A better understanding of how my job works…so freaking true . Obama come do my job once and maybe raise our pay .
A better understanding of how my job works... (look at the hat he's wearing!! This perfectly fits my job!!!)
A better understanding of how my job works... not sure if this is funny or depressing.
A better understanding of how my job works... IM LAUGHING WAY MORE THAN I SHOULD.
A better understanding of how my job works…except it's kind of not funny!
My job vs my salary. A better understanding of how my job works…
Haha!!! So true. Nurses unite!
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So true. I have some #rideordies as #bestfriends
Best friend. true story
hahahaha! true story!
Haha true story! -yr
Made me giggle
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I laughed & laughed, this is totally me! | humor | quote | just saying
I laughed so hard because this describes my life.
I laugh cause it's what I do but with a book
#funnies #haha #sotrue #mylife #laughs
That's totally me; except with a book!
Totally me. This is my life
This made me giggle. :)
haha so true.
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Haha I do this all the time, it works! @Stacy Stone Gregory :o)
iv totally done this with my ex....IT WORKS!
I do this every single time! And it works!
HAHAHAHA. I've done this and it works!!
Haha I do this all the time, it works!
So funny! Reminds me of my mama
Amen! #husband quote
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True Story... Some people just make me feel thankful that I was raised right?! HaHa
Facebook's feelgood factor OMG- so true about some people!!!
Art im sorry but some people really do :) funny-e-cards
So true... My life seems golden compared to yours :)
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So funny and so true (sometimes)
I'm not one for dressing up all the time but this is a cute quote. And would give a fun reason for dressing up more often.
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Life is a party, dress like it. 10% of fancy party, 90% pajama party…they're both technically parties :)
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#Life is a party...Dress like it" #AudreyHepburn My #clients & I know this to be so true & fun
"Life is a party, dress like it." -Audrey Hepburn #DonnaMorgan #betterinadress #quotes
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Life is a party, dress like it. Audrey Hepburn quote
★ ℱood ℱor Thought
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I hate quotes like this. Man hating and all. I don't know what I'd do without my dad, brother and brothers in law in my family! God made men and women to compliment each other and work as a team. Not for this.
God made men and women to compliment each other and work as a team. But this cracks me up
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This is so sexist but so funny!!!
The truth has been spoken.
Christian pick-up lines.
Haha SO TRUE
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my husband always tells me i have too many, i really dont think i do
Maybe this will help my husband understand me better.
My husband thinks this is true!! Lol it's very not.
My husband would probably like for me to say this!
Someone please explain this to my husband!
Why doesn't my husband understand this??
I keep trying to tell my husband this!!
why cant my husband understand??!!!
why my husband hates me!
Haha, just paychecks
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So true! But sometimes quotes are taken out of context, so I must always be aware of what I'm saying when I babysit!
Funny Confession Ecard: You might be a nurse if you firmly believe that 'too stupid to live' should be a diagnosis. So true!!
I'd laugh, but it's so true. @Sophia . @A B
THAT'S MY LIFE SUMMED UP IN ONE ECARD!!!
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I laughed...but it's so true!
THIS made me giggle!!!!!
My life. Truth
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@Victoria Weaver does this still apply if you are self employed? I'm sorry I was 30 minutes late to the job in which I already work ungodly amounts of unpaid overtime.
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I'm sorry I was 30 minutes late to the job in which I already work ungodly amounts of unpaid overtime. haha @Hillary Walter
I'm sorry I was 30 minutes late to the job in which I already work ungodly amounts of unpaid overtime. #career
this is for my husband...although he usually cares way more than his boss if he's late...which he rarely is.
I'm sorry I was 30 minutes late to the job in which I already work ungodly amounts of unpaid overtime. > then there was the time I was told they had flex time - come in any time you wanted, just so you were there between 9 and 5... huh?
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I'm sorry I was 30 minutes late to the job in which I already work ungodly amounts of unpaid overtime... except I'm never more than 5 minutes late
I'm sorry I was 30 minutes late to the job in which I already work ungodly amounts of unpaid overtime. Keepin it Real!!!
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Funny College Ecard: Dear Sallie Mae, If it's that serious, you can come get this degree. I'm not using it anyway... omg so funny because I hate Sallie Mae.
SERIOUSLY!!!!!! Funny College Ecard: Dear Sallie Mae, If it's that serious, you can come get this degree. I'm not using it anyway...
I shouldn't laugh, but it's so funny!
That's some funny stuff.
I die! So funny & true!!
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This is so funny
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Funny Friendship Ecard: We are at that point in our friendship where you should realize that we don't have one.
I am at this point with a few people in my life. I *love* that there is an ecard for it.
This is not pretty accurate for a lot of people in my life.
Lmao I don't think certain people get that yet in my life
I don't know why some people in my life don't see this.
Oh how true this is in my life right now.
That awkward moment....
Bye bye bad friend! Lol
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Hahaha! This is perfect!
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My hobbies include: Pinning pictures of home decor I can't afford, recipes I won't cook, & crafts I won't make. Also, I really enjoy loading up my online shopping cart & not buying any of it. | Confession Ecard
My Hobbies include.....the loading up the shopping cart is totally me
I had a little giggle reading this one!
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Haha so, so true
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Saying "Goodnight. I'm going to bed" does not mean I shall do so. I will Pin for 3 hours straight as a reward to myself for completing my day. | Friendship Ecard
Free, Friendship Ecard: Saying "Goodnight. I'm going to bed" does not mean I shall do so. I will Pin for 3 hours straight as a reward to myself for completing my day.
I love these pinterest ecards
Hahaha! My life!!
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ha! ever have one of these days? we say opt for confidence (and body fat) as the best measures of your health!
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I don't think I've ever related to a picture more than I am relating to this one now.
True story. Given 9 inches, I could be a supermodel, lol!💩
I've been dealing with that height problem for years.
Apparently Waayyyyy To Short :-)
Yup,I'm just short,LOL ..
Yeah. I'm just too short.
That's a fact