The Defibrillator Toaster, puns:  -My mom would be so annoyed every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming "WERE LOSING THEM!!! BEEPBEEPBEEP!"  -"Nurse we need 12 CC's of cream cheese, stat!!"  -Hes bread, Jim.  -Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M  -If we dont restart his heart , hes toast!   -"Daddys in a butter place now, kids." jolarti

The Defibrillator Toaster, puns: -My mom would be so annoyed every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming "WERE LOSING THEM!!! BEEPBEEPBEEP!" -"Nurse we need 12 CC's of cream cheese, stat!!" -Hes bread, Jim. -Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M -If we dont restart his heart , hes toast! -"Daddys in a butter place now, kids." jolarti

Translation: He ate the leopard and used his skin as fashion wear

Translation: He ate the leopard and used his skin as fashion wear

FART BE GONE! Flatulence Deodorizer Pad, GOES IN UNDERWEAR, LET EM RIP!  Fart like a Mongoose.  I'm reposting this because its sooo darn funny.  I can't stop laughing.

FART BE GONE! Flatulence Deodorizer Pad, GOES IN UNDERWEAR, LET EM RIP! Fart like a Mongoose. I'm reposting this because its sooo darn funny. I can't stop laughing.

my poor wallet... they raise it every spring>>>whats new need to use our own oil!!

my poor wallet... they raise it every spring>>>whats new need to use our own oil!!

Dora the Explorer IRL...    "Where are we going?" "To find a police officer."

Dora the Explorer IRL

Dora the Explorer IRL... "Where are we going?" "To find a police officer."

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