Sorry if you think this is cool, but the last thing I want to portray about my current body status is that I'm a giant and my husband is a tiny creature whom I will eat/crush at any given moment. Sorry, not sorry.
Hahahahah!!!!! | O. M. G. YOU GUYS. THIS IS FREAKING HILARIOUS BECAUSE PEETA WANTS TO WATCH CAKE BOSS BECAUSE HE'S A CAKE BOSS. YOU GUYS MY LIFE FINALLY MAKES SENSE PRAISE. (But I also feel supremely stupid...)