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Here's the deal. I make the babies. You kill the bugs. Not quite the way it works in our house, but funny nonetheless.

Ijs is altijd goed

I'm going to open an ice cream shop and name the flavors things like: dont be sad, he's not worth it, you deserve better. That would be awesome!

snarky ecards | E-cards #ParentingEcards

snarky ecards | E-cards #ParentingEcards

OMG- hysterical @Angie Miller - my advise to the boys and IN PARTICULAR Addy!

OMG- hysterical Wimberly Wimberly Wimberly Wimberly Wimberly Wimberly Miller - my advise to the boys and IN PARTICULAR Addy!

if only i was smart enough to think of this to say to guys

"Why didn't you answer my text messages?" "Romeo and Juliet killed themselves for love! I think you can answer my texts!

casual friday

In addition to Casual Friday, I propose: Punch a Coworker Monday, No Pants/Shirt Tuesday, Drunk at Work Wednesday, and Call in Sick Thursday.

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Omg this was totally me doing a somersault for Harper. My neck hurt for days.

I'm trying to rant here, stop trying to interrupt me with facts and reason

I'm trying to rant here, stop trying to interrupt me with facts and reason

Oh god,I am ashamed to say that is fits me sooo well.

'I won't get jealous. I won't get jealous. I won't get jealous. Who's this fucking whore!

The funny part being that this exact thing is what sometimes sends me into anxiety overload!!!

You are not responding in the wat I imagined you would respond when I acted out this conversation in my head. Stop it. Your eCards

#husband #wife #ecard

When I hear husbands complain about their wives spending money, I just think 'you're paying for a maid, a lover, and a therapist.' It's actually a bargain.

Thanks for going out of your way to unfriend me on facebook, your passive-agressive way of ending of our friendship really took some balls.

this is exactly why i *don't* unfriend ppl who aren't really friends becaus omg cassie johnson lol e i don't want them thinking i'm being passive-aggressive when really, i just can't stand the "clutter" of people on my friend list that i never talk to!

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