Once at the san diego wildlife park I saw two ducks and it looked like one was saying "Lets go back to the pond!" As it was snapping at the other duck, when the other duck was saying "I'm going shopping!' Ducks are HILARIOUS!
Which to turkey bacon. Pigs do not have the necessary enzymes to rid the body of toxin ingested so these toxins are stored in the fat and liver of the animals. There's a reason the Bible listed the pig as an unclean animal.