• Kaitlyn Jones

    The Defibrillator Toaster, every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!” “DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!! NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!” He’s bread, Jim. Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast! JESUS CRUST. JAM IT! “Daddy’s in a butter place now, kids.” --i pinned this simply for the description, I read it in "Bones'" voice from Star Trek, love it.

  • Ashleigh George

    The Defibrillator Toaster, puns: -My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming "WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEPBEEPBEEP!" -"Nurse we need 12 CC's of cream cheese, stat!!" -He’s bread, Jim. -Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M -If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast! -"Daddy’s in a butter place now, kids." TOO FUNNY!

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