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Haha! i hate it when people say they're expecting a baby. like "we're expecting a baby but it could be a velociraptor. "

Basically-lmao! This becomes a big problem when your dating the hottest guy in a band....

Katniss rolls around in the dirt killing animals, doesn't shower everyday, and still has two men throwing themselves at her. I quit.

Oh I'm in a 'pissy mood'... Sorry that rainbows and gumdrops aren't flying out of my ass today!

I am pretty sure I died laughing at this one!! #christianpickuplines @A is

Funny Movies Ecard: I don't think the man who played Thor is even an actor. Pretty sure he is actually a god. The god of sexy.