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eh, I kinda get the decaf coffee, but non alcoholic beer....that just defeats the purpose of the beer right??

Sorry...I have this really sarcastic friend that has been to hell and back. She pins some pretty darn funny stuff :)

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Community Post: You Wish Your Bar Mitzvah Was This Fabulous

I've started remembering random weird details of conversations just because I know this will happen. For example, "Yes we agreed to go grocery shopping after dinner. It was right after we discussed whether or not a cyclops rhino could survive in real life."