You could leave these on cars in parking lots after they cut you off

You could leave these on cars in parking lots after they cut you off

Telling an angry woman to calm down works about as well as baptizing a cat.

Telling an angry woman to calm down works about as well as baptizing a cat.

...which is why I unsubscribed from your ass a LONG time ago!!!

...which is why I unsubscribed from your ass a LONG time ago!!!

I'm sorry I made you cry if you're sorry you made me uncomfortable with your tears.

I'm sorry I made you cry if you're sorry you made me uncomfortable with your tears.

Omg, I'd have to shove the whole cloth down her throat and choke her with it because the bullshit is coming out continuously. This is a big job, might need more Viva paper towels.

Omg, I'd have to shove the whole cloth down her throat and choke her with it because the bullshit is coming out continuously. This is a big job, might need more Viva paper towels.

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