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Parent Truisms Summer Vacation Edition: "There will be one kid who spends so much time at your house this summer, you’ll wonder if you should start a college fund for him."
Parent Truism End-of-School Edition: "You will roll your eyes at the idea of a preschool graduation until it’s your kid graduating."
Parent Truisms Summer Vacation Edition: "Limiting your kids to one hour of summer TV is as hard as limiting yourself to one margarita."
Parent Truism End-of-School Edition: "Try to resist the urge to yell, “Suck it, homework!” on the last day of school."
well, there's still time for a new career right?
Back-to-School Truths: You will insist to your kids that your back-to-school happy dance is just excitement about the fall television lineup
I just loled
Sorry the PTO planned such a terrible event. Next time you should volunteer so it will be perfect.
Lmao!!! And I love that it's her mom!!!!
Except the fact that his shirt says first day of preschool and a picture of him. That was not on his shirt on the first dat of preschool.
Happy back-to-school season parents! Enjoy the peace and more of these hilarious parenting tweets.
Every child is gifted; they just unwrap their packages at different times or may have different contents.
i can't count the amount of times i've had to tell this to folks...
Hahaha! This is awesome