Not going to lie, I do a happy dance in my head when...

Not going to lie, I do a happy dance in my head when...

Maybe your dick is so small because you took of it and shoved it into your personality. This makes me laugh every time I read it :)

Stupid me! So that's why I work so many hours, so you can collect welfare, wear pajamas in public and have an iPhone. | Workplace Ecard | someecards.com

Stupid me! So that's why I work so many hours, so you can collect welfare, wear pajamas in public and have an iPhone.

Stupid me! So that's why I work so many hours, so you can collect welfare, wear pajamas in public and have an iPhone. | Workplace Ecard | someecards.com

This was just too funny ot to pin! Made me LOL! So please excuse the language..

This was just too funny ot to pin! Made me LOL! So please excuse the language..

Oh, wait...I AM an Italian housewife...that explains the temper!

Oh, wait...I AM an Italian housewife...that explains the temper!

I'm not calling you a 'slut'. I am calling you a 'penny'-because you are two-faced, worthless, and in everyone's pants.

I'm not calling you a 'slut'. I am calling you a 'penny'-because you are two-faced, worthless, and in everyone's pants.

Soooo true right now!! Tired of always being there for everyone else and no one is ever there for me. F everybody!!

Soooo true right now!! Tired of always being there for everyone else and no one is ever there for me. F everybody!!

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